I decided to make a C&D game for WoW. I know. I know. I was bored and thought some players might like this sort of thing so… yeah.
Race:Night Elf
Mount: Kodo
Live: The Barrens (WELP)
Best Friend: Medivh
Crush: Kil’Jaeden
Lover: Thrall
Cockblocker: Tyrande
Enemy: Ysera
Killed by: AegwynnThis is just the worst.
Race: Pandaren
Mount: Drake
You live here: Thunder Bluff
Best friend: Nozdormu
Has a crush on you: Ysera AW YEAH
Lover: Alleria Windrunner GOOD
Cockblocked by: Jaina
Enemy: Gelbin Mekkatorque good I hate that bitch
Killed by: Garrosh Hellscream
wtf this is super lesbian I LOVE THUNDER BLUFF
Race: Blood Elf obvious duh
Mount: I WALK CUZ IM POOR
Lives in: Netherstorm
Best Friend: OH YEAH ARTHAS
Has a crush on me: Illidan
Lover: Kael’thas fuck I have all the good guys man look at me
Cock Blocked by: Sylvanas
Enemy: RED SHIRT GUY THAT BASTARD
Killed by: THRALL 8C
Race: Orc, good
Mount: Chopper, better
I live in: Quel’thalas, fantastic
Best friend: Maiev Shadowsong???
Crush on me: Muradin Bronzebeard???
Lover: Medivh??????
Cockblocked by: Sargeras THE FIEND
Enemy: Illidan, seems legit
Killed by: Moira Thaurassianfucken dwarves
Race: Draenei
Mount: Saber
I live in: Gilneas (hhahahahhawut)
Best friend: Neltharion (o HAY GURL HOW U DOOOIN LETS GO SHOPPIN)
Has a crush on you: Aggra (ooh gurl)
Lover: Tyrande (OOOH GURL PERFECTION~)
Cockblocked by: Alleria Windrunner (FUCK your shirt)
Enemy: Queen Azshara (that slut)
Killed by: Gallywix ( >:c )
Race: Pandaren
Mount: Turtle
Lives in: Darnassus
Best Friend: Illidan
Has a crush on you: Moria Thaurissan
Lover: Aegwynn
Cockblocked by: Red Shirt Guy
Enemy: Tirion Fordring
Killed By: SOI SOI SOI…
… can one of you put me out of my misery?
/curls up into ball to crY
Race: Orc
Mount: Dark Phoenix
Lives in: Shadowmoon
Best friend: Kil’jaeden
Has a crush on me: Kil’jaeden
Lover: Lorthemar Theron
Cockblocker: Red shirt guy
Enemy: Red shirt guy
Killed by: Fel reaver
BLARF
I GUESS
Race: Blood Elf
Mount: Ashes of Al’Ar
Lives in: Bone Wastes (e.e)
Best Friend: Alleria Windrunner (she’s kewl)
Has a crush on me: Falstad Wildhammer (seriously?)
Lover: Cenarius (half horse, that’s gotta hurt)
Cock Blocked by: Garrosh Hellscream
Enemy: Varian Wrynn - well of course.
Killed by: Maiev Shadowsong - U jelly? CENARIUS IS MINE.
